Russian Roulette

Russian Roulette Jokes

Roulette

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.

We had sex afterwards even though she lost.

Roulette

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

People

You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.

Fact

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

Roulette

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.