The 50+ Best Deal Jokes

Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free 😂😂😂😂

How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.

Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!

A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...

‎...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.