Aed jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

How do you make an Indian explode?

You press the red dot.

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A nectarine.

What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”

Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?

A: Her dad pushed her.

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.