Aed jokes
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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