A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Listen up, nimrod. This is some kid's silly revenge fantasy against their teacher, Mr. Khan. They're rhyming all the ways they'd mess with him, from simple pranks to... well, let's just say it escalates. It's supposed to be funny, but you know, you have to actually be good at writing to get laughs. And that guy is not. Side note: you should probably try a little harder in school, or you'll end up like the author of this post.
