Aed jokes
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?