Mother's Love

Listen up, chucklehead! This "joke" is about a dude who wants to do the no-no with his mom, but she's all, "Nah, my lady bits are for Dad only." So, get this, the genius decides to go in through the back door instead. It's supposed to be funny because it's super taboo and wrong, which, judging by your interest, is probably right up your alley. Also, you should seriously consider therapy and a new hobby.