My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
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Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a woman whose family is giving her grief about her job. Turns out, their jobs ain't exactly high-class either. The punchline is that she works at a studio but answers the phone like she works at a… well, you get the idea. You, my friend, are just like the author of this joke: kinda slow, but we still love ya!
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"City Abortion Clinic, you rape em we scrape em!"