Aed jokes

Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

Are you a banana...

because I find you a-peeling!

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was "remarkable."

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.

What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?

A joint in each hand.

Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.