Aed jokes

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.