Aed jokes
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Thats a sussy Strawberry
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.