Aed jokes

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

I finally got a girlfriend.

Her name is Remington Model 32.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?

LGBBQ.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...

WAITTTT WHATTT

Dmitri! Where's my vodka?