Aed jokes
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?