Aed jokes
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"