Saudi League's New Motivation for Soccer Stars Arriving to Play There: Penaldo

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you Penaldo-worshipping simpleton! You see, the joke here is that Benzema, Kante, and Neymar are moving to the Saudi Pro League NOT because it's a prestigious league, but because they think it'll be easy to win against a washed-up Cristiano Ronaldo (aka Pristiano Penaldo). They see him as a 'bench warmer,' meaning he's not even good enough to start. It's a diss, get it?

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1 year ago

I am CRISTER CAMELNALDO and I DISAGREE WITH THIS POST