Aed jokes
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What's the difference between a club and a bar? I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.