Family Affair

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

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Alright listen up, lil' buddy. So, basically, this dude's mom is a freak and starts goin' down on him when she catches him whackin' it. Then, the dude gets all excited when his dad catches him because he thinks his dad will do the same. But nope, dad just smacks his boner. What a bummer, right? Bet you didn't see that comin', did you? I can tell, you probably don't see a lot coming.

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