Hijack jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.

Peter: "Hi Jack."

Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"

Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"

Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"

Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."