Hitler's Achievement

Alright listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that Hitler was a horrible dude, but technically he offed himself, so he killed Hitler. It's like saying a broken clock is right twice a day, but in this case, the clock is still wrong most of the time, just like you with your bad jokes, you silly goose. Did you know that bears can smell food from up to 20 miles away? Bet you didn't, ya dingus.