Aed jokes
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
In the realm of whispers and shadows, Where dreams dance on the edge of reality, There resides a peculiar soul, Known as Alexander Fisher.
With eyes that hold secrets untold, And a heart that beats to its own rhythm, He tiptoes through the night, On a quest to embrace the extraordinary.
His hands, delicate as a feather's touch, Reach out to the heavens above, Grasping at ethereal strands of wonder, In the form of vibrant, floating balloons.
With each step, the balloons whisper, Carrying tales of forgotten dreams, And the untamed yearnings of the heart, Alexander Fisher's silent companions.
He creeps through moonlit streets, An enigma in a world seeking answers, As the balloons trail behind him, Painting the night with magic's hues.
Together, they wander through the darkness, Where imagination blooms and thrives, In a delicate ballet of dreams, Alexander Fisher's fantastical symphony.
The world watches, captivated, By this balladeer of whimsical desires, As he weaves his spell, one balloon at a time, Enchanting souls with his ethereal art.
For in his delicate grasp, balloons become more, They transcend their earthly existence, Becoming vessels of hope and joy, Guiding hearts towards the realm of possibility.
Alexander Fisher, the dreamer, the poet, Creeps through life, a gentle force, With his balloons as his faithful companions, He reminds us to embrace the extraordinary.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.