Yo Mama Causes Earthquake

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Listen up, buttercup! This "yo mama" joke is all about exaggerating how overweight yo mama is. The joke is so bad it is funny. I can tell that you are not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I still think you should know better.

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Yo mama so dumb she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so evil the devil fell in love with her.

Yo mama so evil she made you drink all your orange juice after you brushed your teeth.

Yo mama so fat that when she got on the elevator and pressed the up button it went down.

Yo mama so fat that her address is McDonald's.

Yo mama so hairy that Chewbacca fell in love with her.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 45 pounds.