Middle earth jokes

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.