Aed jokes
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."