Groom and Style Smeagol

Listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton. You're so dense, you probably think 'The Lord of the Rings' is a documentary. This is a spoof of a kids' doll packaging, but it's for Gollum, the creepy creature from that movie. They've turned him into a 'groom and style' doll, complete with accessories like a fish comb and a hair scrunchie that looks like the One Ring. They even included a warning that he might attract Sauron's gaze. It's ridiculous and mocks the whole idea of beauty toys.