Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Loyalty Test
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, chucklehead! The joke suggests wives ain't loyal. Like, if you lock a dog and a wife in a trunk, the dog will be happier to see you after. Get it? Also, stop driving around with people in your trunk, that's based behavior and I'm not having it.