Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Loyalty Test
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Explain Bear
Hey, chucklehead! The joke suggests wives ain't loyal. Like, if you lock a dog and a wife in a trunk, the dog will be happier to see you after. Get it? Also, stop driving around with people in your trunk, that's based behavior and I'm not having it.