"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Listen up, buttercup! So, the dummy goes to the doctor, right? Doc says he's got some super nasty cooties and needs to be locked away. But here's the kicker: they're only gonna feed him cheese and bologna. The dimwit asks if that'll cure him, and the doc's like, "Nah, but it's the only stuff we can shove under the door." It's funny 'cause the doc ain't even trying to cure him, just contain him with some processed meats and cheeses. What a joke!
