I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
Home School Realization
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy thinks he's gonna get away with banging his teacher for good grades. Then BAM! Reality hits him harder than a truckload of bricks. He's home schooled, meaning his teacher is probably his mom. So, he's basically dreaming about incest and failing at school. You probably also want to bang your mom.