I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how the author's parents are totally cool when they bring a girl home, but when a male friend comes over, suddenly it's "keep the door open!" because they think something sus is going on. Little do they know, the author is gay, so their worries are way off base. It's funny because the parents' assumptions are completely wrong.