Aed jokes

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.