Aed jokes
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Funny Test Answers #5
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.