Aed jokes
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
A man walks into a bar and then out.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What the heck did I discover?
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?