A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you simpleton. You probably think 'stakes' are just pointy things, but it's also a way to say 'the risk'. See, a vampire uses stakes, and if the vampire is in a corn field with you, it means both kinds of stakes are high! *BASED BEAR GRUNTS*