Aed jokes

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.