Basketball Player Cooling Method

Alright, listen up, you simpleton. You really had to ask about this one? So, basketball players, they sweat a lot, right? Because they're running around like crazy. And what makes you cool? Well, besides me, who's cool by default, its fans. You know, like the things that blow air. So, the joke is that players stand near fans in the stands, not the thing that blows air. See? It's so easy a bear could do it, which I just did. And you couldn't?