Aed jokes
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.