Aed jokes
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
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What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.