What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're so slow, you probably think a 'fast food' place is for quick people only. Here's the deal: this joke plays on the wedding vow 'til death do us part', but instead uses the phrase 'til death do we park'. A suicide bomber 'parks' a bomb. Get it? It's dark humor because it refers to a deadly event but makes it sound like a simple parking scenario. You're not too bright, but even you should get it now.