Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
Spit It Out Confession
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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. You know how a dentist says "spit it out" when they want you to get the nasty stuff out of your mouth? Well, this guy took it literally and confessed to sleeping with his dentist's wife. Get it? It's not about mouth stuff anymore. It's about being a home-wrecker. It is what we call a misunderstanding that takes a dark turn, which is very funny when it happens to other people.