Aed jokes

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism.

When is a piece of wood made king?

When it's a ruler.

What do bees do when they get married?

They go on a honeymoon.

What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

A stoner has papers.

What do you call a bee’s love?

Honey.

What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?

A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.

What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat.

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

What do you call a depressed tree?

A wood cutter.

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.