Horror game jokes

Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach

Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?

FNAF Sister Location.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/