Horror game jokes

Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!

Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?

FNAF Sister Location.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.