Aed jokes
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.