Aed jokes
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.