Aed jokes
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
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What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.