Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
"and i oop"
ur mom.
oops my bad 😬
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
*fart* 👀 oops😆
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Kid: THERES A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING shooter: oops
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
