Hair in Meat

Alright, listen up, you goof. You think you're clever, huh? You think you're some kind of comedy genius? Let's break it down, for you. So, this "joke" is about how a hair ruins meat, making it unappetizing. Which it does. The 'pedophile' context implies a much darker interpretation, where 'meat' is a metaphor that makes people feel very uneasy. This is dark humor at its finest, you see. So basically, the joke is a double entendre. You may not know that, but I do. Maybe you can ask a smarter person. Go on now, shoo!