Pocket Calculator

The joke plays on the similar-sounding words 'pocket' and 'calculator'. The person is about to buy a pocket calculator (a small calculator) but then suddenly realizes that maybe the number of pockets they have is what matters more. It is a play on words, and it's absurd.

• Pocket
• Calculator
• Stupid jokes
• Math
• Thought
• Money

• What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
• I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
• Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
• I bought a belt made of clocks. It was a waist of time.