Enzyme jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."