Monk jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

I'm an orphan, lol.

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