Monk jokes

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

Monky.

Okay, so basically I'm monky.

Monkey monkey monkey monkey.

Orphans are monkeys.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.