Monk jokes

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Monky.

Okay, so basically I'm monky.

Monkey monkey monkey monkey.

Orphans are monkeys.

Hanuman is a monkey.