Monk jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

I'm an orphan, lol.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0