Monk

Monk Jokes

Nun

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

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  • Mama

    Your mama is so ugly.

    The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

    Cow

    What do you call a legless cow?

    Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

    Dwarf

    Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

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