What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
