Monk jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

I'm an orphan, lol.

Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.