How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
Dishwasher Snow Shoveling Instruction
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute numbskull. You think this is some kind of deep, philosophical quandary? The joke is that it calls a dishwasher a 'bitch' and tells you to just give her a shovel. It's funny because it's sexist and uses the word 'bitch'. You wouldn't get it, you're the one who made this joke in the first place.