Aed jokes

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?

A Pre Visa!

If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.

What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?

A human chandelier.

My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":

Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.