Aed jokes
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."