Aed jokes

What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

What do sped gymnasts wear?

A Reotard.

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.

A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

Son: Yes, why?

Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.