Anatidaephobia jokes

This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Duck!!

Where??

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.