The 9+ Best Passport Jokes

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!

i don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫

What is a Mexican's only obstacle

Border patrol

Roses are red

Your passports are blue

Now go stand over there

In that very long quEUe

Why did steward not recieve his passport? Because his face was not valid!

I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.