What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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