Passport jokes

Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?

A Pre Visa!

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

Humanity.

What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

GURL

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.