Peadophile jokes

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!

This account is run by a peadophile.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.

Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Not done yet.

Now they are.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)