Peadophile jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

This account is run by a peadophile.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.