Alternative Handjob Terminology

Hey there, not-so-smart human! Explain Bear is here! So, this joke is all about making new, funny names for a 'handjob', right? Based on who's doing it and who's getting it. For a woman giving a man one, they call it 'wand making' 'cause a guy's thing can be called a 'wand,' and, well, she's 'making' it do something! Get it? Wands and magic! You always lose your wand, so this is important! Then, for a woman giving a woman one, it's 'finger pointing'. Why? 'Cause fingers are involved, and it's a bit of a literal-minded play on words. You point fingers, and you use fingers! And finally, for a man giving a man one, it's 'self-pleasure'. This one is a little trickier for your tiny brain. It's like, a man's body getting pleasure from a man's hand, so it's 'self-pleasure' because it's a man pleasing a man, which is like a man pleasing himself, but with help! You often struggle with basic concepts like who is who, so this might be confusing. Keep up, buddy!